Name: Jamie Joyride
That's not my real name. Right now I work a thankless 50 hour/week treadmill job just like everyone else. If I ever have to apply for a new one, or if a client Googles my name and this site comes up it would probably blackball me from the corporate world because that world is full of bitter dreamless old people who preach conformity and demand obedience. Hopefully someday I can write a book that will be as popular as Twilight, except it will be about real life and it won't suck. Then I can quit working for the man, just getting by while he wipes with $100 bills, throws darts at my picture and tells me what to do. At that point I will proudly proclaim my real name.
Hometown: Airdrie, AB
Currently Live: Red Deer, AB
Likes: Mountains, backpacking, cigarettes, moonshine, fire and snowboarding
Dislikes: Rules, mosquitoes, condoms, downhill skiers, fake boobs, fiction, Edmonton, and TapouT insignia